I forgot to show you what I found

Sick, how big was it?

WTF

Well, as big as my hand. I really dont know inch wise since I was at a random stream

Yo, go on r/whatisthisbug and ask what it is?

Banana Spider, not the Brazilian one

Ahh, that was my first guess.

That's legit

why the fuck would you hold that

Theyre not dangerous. If they bite, they only leave a day lasting blister

Where were you?

I was in Alabama for that summer

Oh yeah I used to live in Alabama. It's like the Australia of America. Everything their can kill you.

i was in Alabama for one day and got a spider bite. i was there at a rest stop lmao

I was catching spiders, snakes, and turtles down there

It's I why their football players are so tough, cuz everything tries to kill them

i fucking hate spiders

if there's a spider across the room when i'm in a room with ten people

it literally crawls towards me every time

That reminds me of my friends parakeet. It always corners me and bites me......

I messed with my aunt's parakeet because it would not be quiet.
It took a towel over the cage for it to shut it up. ._.

i choked my grandfathers parakeet to death when i was like 12 lmao

I found a bat and it was trying to bite me when i was holding it

i would touch turtles but fuck spiders and snakes

That's too white to be you though.

I love your profile picture

right guys

right?